Look around and have a laugh before you go!
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Janeane Garofalo... "I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
Favorite movies with Janeane in them.....
Reality Bites
The Truth about Cats and Dogs
Watch Janeane HERE
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King of Queens
Kevin James:"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." |
The Red Green Show
As seen on PBS click the logo to see this seasons schedule |
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Margaret Cho
"And there's stuff that I don't really understand, like the G spot...Fucking where is it?! I been looking! I logged on to mapquest and everything...I think the 'G' stands for 'Gotcha! Made ya look!'" |
The Late Show
Top Ten Most Common Questions Asked Of The White House Switchboard Operator
10. "You guys find Saddam yet?"
9. "Can I get some of them little square hamburgers delivered?"
8. "Hey, it's the President. I lost my wallet again. Can you tell the guy to let me in?"
7. "You guys find Saddam yet?"
6. "How 'bout Osama -- found him yet?"
5. "I work next door. Can you guys turn down the Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
4. "It's Al Gore -- has anyone called for me?"
3. "Do you accept unsolicited 'West Wing' scripts?"
2. "Aren't you too busy to answer your own phone, Mr. President?"
1. "This is the President -- any idea how I'd get a hold of Cheney?"
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